Why Sassypants Design?



an independent retail store.

Are looking for

that special something to sell in your store that sets you apart from the rest.


to carry a product that the other stores in your neighborhood do not have.

Also Want

something that will catch your customers’ eyes and make them laugh. And buy.



a small San Diego, California-based design studio specializing in greeting cards for people who like originality and quirky humor.

Do not sell

to big box stores – only independent stores like yours (we’re all about the little guy, because let’s face it, we are little guys—actually gals—just like you).

Will help your store

stand out with our colorful, hand-drawn cards.

Will give you

exclusivity in your neighborhood so you will stand out from the crowd.

Cards that speak my mind…even when I’ve lost it

Sassypants Design - Our cards are clever and witty so you don't have to be

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Because if you’re going to take the time to send a card, it’d better be entertaining

Excellent Reasons to Stock Our Cards

  • These cards are made in the good ole’ USA in our San Diego studio. By us.
  • If a particular design does not sell after a reasonable period of time, we will gladly exchange it for a different one.
  • We are small—we do everything. And we mean everything. If you contact us, you get us.
  • We will do what it takes to make you happy. After all, we are nothing without you.
  • We give all shops that carry our cards exclusivity within a reasonable distance. This ensures that if you carry our cards, the other shops in your neighborhood will not. We are happy to talk to you about precisely what that means for your store.
  • We will not sell to big box stores. Only independent retailers.
  • Our cards are unique. Your customers will love you for that. We think you are brilliant for having found us, and they will, too.
  • We offer free shipping with an easily obtainable minimum order.
  • Your cards are made to order in our studio so we are never out of stock. We start production immediately, and ship within a few days.
  • We offer an unconditional, money-back guarantee if for any reason you are not happy. (Frankly, we don’t expect this, but we are true to our word.)

Learn more about Stacy and Amy

What now?

Contact us

We would love to talk about stocking your store.

In addition, we can give you access to our private wholesale page where you can find detailed information, including our catalogue.

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