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  • I’d move, but then it wouldn’t be all about me.

    It’s all about me

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  • When I said, “It’s okay. I’ll get over it.” I have to ask… seriously?

    It’s okay, I’ll get over it.

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  • It’s amazing what you can get away with when you pretend you’re asleep.

    It’s amazing what you can get away with when you pretend you’re asleep.

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  • You’re going out wearing those shoes? Really?

    Judgmental Kitty

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  • Although I appreciate your tenacity, you will never win an argument with me. So let’s just assume I’m always right an move on.

    Let’s just assume I’m always right

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  • Can somebody please invent a dinner that makes itself so I can fulfill my destiny as a slacker mom?

    My destiny as a slacker mom

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  • My favorite couple to hang out with at the end of a stressful week? My dog and a good Cabernet. Both are delightfully non-judgmental.

    My favorite couple to hang out with at the end of a stressful week

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  • Why is it I never need some obscure item I've hung on to for years until I throw it out or sell it in a garage sale?

    Obscure item I’ve hung on to for years

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  • I just looked down at my hand and noticed it's bleeding. Oh, wait. It's pinot noir. Never mind.

    Oh wait. It’s Pinot Noir.

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  • Oh wow, is that a new fragrance you’re wearing?

    Oh wow, is that a new fragrance you’re wearing?

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Sassypants Design

We are a team of two - a graphic artist and a comedian - that makes greeting cards for people who think outside of the box and love quirky humor.

Our cards are clever and witty so you don’t have to be.

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Amy Chin
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Owner and Creative Director of Sassypants Design, Amy Chin, graphic artist, creates the colorful and wacky artwork depicted on our products.

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The creamy nugget of hilarity contained inside each Sassypants Design card spawns from the sassy wit of comedian Stacy Dymalski.

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