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  • As if buying a bathing suit wasn’t hard enough, when did I go from a rocking Target bikini to a Nordstrom swimsuit girdle?

    Rockin Bikini to Girdle

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  • I was so tired when I got up this morning I thought “I cannot wait to go to bed tonight”.

    So tired when I got up this morning

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  • Sometimes I think about cultivating healthy relationships, but then I realize I wouldn’t have anything interesting to talk about.

    Sometimes I think about cultivating healthy relationships

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  • Just sprayed the hell out of a fly with a can of hairspray. He didn’t die, but now his hair is certainly manageable.

    Sprayed the hell out of a fly with a can of hairspray

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  • Tantrums: They're not just for kids. Just ask the guy at Costco who poached the parking spot I waited for.

    Tantrums: They’re not just for kids.

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  • These cookies were made with love. And by love I mean I didn’t break a single one when I unloaded the groceries.

    These cookies were made with love

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  • Today's to-do list: Write a best-seller, increase my income by 20%, stalk George Clooney, do a load of whites. Hmm. Where to begin…

    Today’s to-do list

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  • It’s too much effort to kill someone with kindness. I find a frying pan to the head works so much better.

    Too much effort to kill someone with kindness

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  • Volunteering at my kids’ school is like drinking $1 Happy Hour Margaritas. A couple are great but any more than that and I want to hurl.

    Volunteering at my kids’ school

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  • We do our best work over cocktails.

    We do our best work over cocktails

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Sassypants Design

We are a team of two - a graphic artist and a comedian - that makes greeting cards for people who think outside of the box and love quirky humor.

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Amy Chin
Amy Chin

Owner and Creative Director of Sassypants Design, Amy Chin, graphic artist, creates the colorful and wacky artwork depicted on our products.

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The creamy nugget of hilarity contained inside each Sassypants Design card spawns from the sassy wit of comedian Stacy Dymalski.

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