Frequently Asked Questions

  • Because we strive to continue to add new cards to our line as often as possible, it is difficult to keep a printed version current. Therefore, we do not officially publish a printed catalog. Having said this, if you need to have the catalog printed, we can print an unofficial copy for you.

No, actually they’re a million times better and funnier. And you don’t have to fight traffic, find a parking spot, deal with snarky salespeople, or other people’s crying kids. However, we’ll still stake out malls on your behalf so that we have something to dish about in our cards. It’s a total win for everyone.

No foreign factories for us. We produce all our cards in our Southern California studio using FSC certified stock. And we employ Middle Earth faeries to sprinkle each card with that extra touch of whimsy before it’s shipped. Okay, that last part is NOT true, but we wish it were. To read more about our love for “green,” check out this page.

Yeah, we know. You don’t have to pay shipping when you buy our cards in a store. But then again, there’s something to be said for not having to go INTO a store (unless it’s one of those cool little boutiques that carry our cards, of course). So we’ll make you a deal. If you spend at least $12 (retail), then shipping’s on us. That’s just how we roll.

Otherwise, it’s a few bucks. But wouldn’t you rather spend that on another card or two and get the shipping for free?

We pretty much drop everything to fill your orders as soon as you place them. In fact, we’re just sitting around here waiting for you to buy tons of cards and make us rich. No pressure, or anything. And since we use USPS (USPS Priority Mail / UPS for wholesale customers,) you should get your cards in a couple of days.

Although we constantly crack ourselves up with our witty brand of humor, we assume you can be pretty droll, as well. So we’ll make you a deal. Because you’re just that special to us, we’ll put your clever quip inside one of our cards for the low, low price of $3 per card. This is not something we’re telling everyone (look how far you had to hunt on our website to find this out), but for you—SPECIAL DEAL. If you’d like to know more please contact us and we’ll chat about it. Why would we even bother making you this offer when we have plenty of cards that say just the right thing? Because we’re all about making you happy!

We accept VISA, Mastercard, American Express, Discover, and Paypal. Sorry no cash or checks (for online retail orders), because after all this is a mail order business, and cash is hard enough to keep track of even when it’s right in front of you. To reiterate, you can pay with your credit card, and then we’ll process your transaction through Paypal, but you DON’T have to have a Paypal account. From your point of view you’re just paying with your credit card. It’s super easy. Promise!

Nope! You can pay with a debit or credit card, however we use Paypal to process your payment, even if you don’t have a Paypal account. We don’t want to make you sign up for things you don’t already have. Good golly, that’s like buying underwear you don’t need.

We use good ole USPS (USPS Priority Mail / UPS with tracking for wholesale). It’s not that we love hanging out at the post office with nothing better to do, it’s just that we try to keep costs down.

And in anticipation of your next question, no we don’t typically FedEx or UPS overnight. However, if you need your cards YESTERDAY, contact us and we’ll work something out.

No messing around here.

We are here to help. If our faq page doesn’t have the answers you need, let us know!

If you have any questions that are not answered in our FAQ section, please feel free to contact us.

We pride ourselves on our quick response time, and we welcome all correspondence. We strive for outstanding customer service.

We’re funny that way.

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