Funny Greeting Cards.
for people who think outside of the box and love quirky humor
Free shipping
Order at least $12 in product and we pay for shipping. Such a deal.
Fast
We answer fast and ship your order with lightning speed.
Eco Aware
Our cards are printed on high quality 100 lb. FSC certified card stock.
Guarantee
It’s unconditional. ‘Nuff said.
Handmade
…by us. In our Southern California studio. Completely.
Unique
Tired of the same old cards you see everywhere? We only sell to independent shops. Not big box stores.
When your own wit evades you, our cards fill the void.
You.
- Connector.
Want originality
Are looking for cards that are unique and different.
- Connector.
Have a sense of humor
You like quirky humor and love to laugh.
- Connector.
Are tired of chain stores
You’re sick of the same old cards you see everywhere.
- Connector.
Love dogs
You are a dog lover (like us), or at least have a friend who is.
We.
- Connector.
Don't sell to big box stores.
We don’t sell to big box or chain stores – only really cool independent shops.
- Connector.
Hand-make our cards.
Our cards are handmade by a graphic artist and brainteased by an actual comedian, both of whom happen to be best friends. Sometimes wine is involved. Is that priceless, or what?
- Connector.
Love our customers.
We pride ourselves on treating our customers (you!) with the same respect we show our Aunt Rose… and you don’t even have to bake cookies for us like she does.
- Connector.
Unconditional guarantee.
We are so confident you will love our cards that we offer an unconditional, money-back guarantee.
Cat cards. Finally.
CALLING ALL KITTY LOVERS
Due to popular demand, we are FINALLY introducing cat cards, starting with six different choices, guaranteed to please your cat loving friends.
We know. It took us long enough.
Our newest cards:
When your own wit evades you, our cards fill the void.
FRONT: People, please. Somebody do something about that litter box or the drapes are mine.
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FRONT: I'd move, but then it wouldn't be all about me.
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FRONT: Thanks. Who knew a leather couch could give such a great manicure?
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FRONT: Working on my innocent face to cover up that hairball I left in her Prada bag.
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FRONT: You're going out wearing those shoes? Really?
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FRONT: Thumbs. If only I had thumbs. Damn can opener.
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FRONT: I'd offer you a bite to eat...
INSIDE: ...but as you can see, my dishes are busy throwing a party in my sink.
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FRONT: When I said, "It's okay, I'll get over it." I have to ask...
INSIDE: ...seriously?
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FRONT: I'm exhausted...
INSIDE: It takes a lot of energy to prove you wrong.
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FRONT: Being the boss is so demanding. Everyday I'm hard at work...
INSIDE: ...at hardly working (but don't tell anyone).
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FRONT: If it can't be solved with coffee or wine...
INSIDE: ...then it wasn't really a problem to begin with.
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