Funny Greeting Cards.

for people who think outside of the box and love quirky humor


Funny greeting cards for people who think outside of the box and love quirky humor. / Holy moly, these are some seriously delicious cards.
Funny greeting cards for people who think outside of the box and love quirky humor. / These cards changed my life. That and starting happy hour at noon.

Our cards are

Clever and witty.

So you don’t have to be.

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Free shipping

Free shipping

Order at least $12 in product and we pay for shipping. Such a deal.


We are fast

Fast

We answer fast and ship your order with lightning speed.


We are eco aware

Eco Aware

Our cards are printed on high quality 80 lb. FSC certified card stock.

Unconditional guarantee

Guarantee

It’s unconditional. ‘Nuff said.


We hand make our cards

Handmade

…by us. In our Southern California studio.


New, fresh, unique

Unique

Tired of the same old cards you see everywhere? We only sell to independent shops. Not big box stores.

When your own wit evades you, our cards fill the void.

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You.


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    Want originality

    Are looking for cards that are unique and different.

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    Have a sense of humor

    You like quirky humor and love to laugh.

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    Are tired of chain stores

    You’re sick of the same old cards you see everywhere.

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    Love dogs

    You are a dog lover (like us), or at least have a friend who is.

We.

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    Don't sell to big box stores.

    We don’t sell to big box or chain stores – only really cool independent shops.

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    Hand-make our cards.

    Our cards are handmade by a graphic artist and brainteased by an actual comedian, both of whom happen to be best friends. Sometimes wine is involved. Is that priceless, or what?

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    Love our customers.

    We pride ourselves on treating our customers (you!) with the same respect we show our Aunt Rose… and you don’t even have to bake cookies for us like she does.

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    Unconditional guarantee.

    We are so confident you will love our cards that we offer an unconditional, money-back guarantee.


A sampling of our cards:

When your own wit evades you, our cards fill the void.

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Because remembering special occasions and being witty about it can be too much for any super woman.

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