Because if you’re going to take the time to send a card, it’d better be entertaining.

Satisfaction Guaranteed

Not that we expect it, but if for some reason you aren’t happy with our products we’ll take them back and refund your money, including all shipping. Pinky swear.

But quite honestly, we just can’t wrap our heads around the idea of someone not liking our cards. They’re pretty cool, if we do say so ourselves.

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Free Shipping

Yeah, we know. You don’t have to pay shipping when you buy our cards in a store. But then again, there’s something to be said for not having to go INTO a store.

So we’ll make you a deal. If you spend $12 or more, then shipping’s on us. That’s just how we roll.

Eco Aware

No foreign factories for us. We produce all our cards in our Southern California studio using recycled paper.

That’s because green is our favorite color.

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Customer Service

Let’s face it. We’re nothing without you. So tell us if you think we’re doing a good job or how we can improve.

Even though we’d love to attend every Girls Night Out with you, there’s not enough of us to go around. But we’d love to hear from you anyway, especially if you have an idea on how we can better serve you!

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Because remembering special occasions AND being witty about it can be too much for any Super Woman.

Our cards are clever and witty so you don’t have to be.

Share a laugh with your BFFs on us!

Save your wit and wisdom for happy hour. Send our cards when you can’t be there in person.

Important message about the HEARTBLEED BUG (April 2014)

Although we have absolutely no reason to believe there was ever a problem, we have checked with our host to be sure that they have tightened up their security against Heartbleed (which they have) and to be extra safe, we have had our SSL certificate reissued. So rest assured that our checkout and account pages are safe.

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